Accidents will happen.
In fact, LOTS of accidents occur all the time. A recent New York Times article by Jeremy N. Smith cited the statistic that, in 2013, unintentional injuries (oh, so there are intentional injuries?) combined for the third highest global death toll–3.5 million–topped only by heart disease and stroke. To heck with Ebola!
Setting aside the extreme (death), one needn’t look far to find numerous examples of freak accidents that simply belong in the category of “believe it or not.”
For instance, one day in February Tammy Makram, manager of Worthington’s Memorial Auditorium Performing Arts Center, was watching high school gymnasts leap, whirl, balance and fling their bodies through the air on the standard gymnastics apparatuses. As they defied gravity, performed feats at which many of us marvel and avoided injury on a second-by-second basis, spectator Makram walked across the gym floor in her “sensible” shoes–and promptly tripped/flipped over the vault’s runway, breaking her left arm.
My husband often jokingly utters the phrase, “You could get run over by a bus.” But–and this was no laughing matter–the college-aged daughter of old friends was studying abroad in Spain last summer when she was struck by a bus. She spent weeks fighting for her life; her recovery thereafter has been miraculous. Folks, you really can get hit by a bus.
Local fitness instructor and coach Tina Nickel spent years of her youth involved in sports such as softball, volleyball and swimming with nary a pulled muscle (okay, maybe a couple?) to show for her high level of activity.
Just a few years ago, though, while teaching a step aerobics class, she “stepped” down and severely injured her foot. Go figure.
Nickel’s hockey-playing nephew, Colby–an active seventh grader who absorbed and delivered his fair share of checks during the nearly five-month hockey season with little ill effect–suffered an injury recently that could appear in The Random House Dictionary defining the words “freak accident.”
While Colby was hanging out with buddies in the Worthington Arena’s lobby during an open skate session, a kid near him split a plastic spoon against a table–and the sharp, splintered end of one piece was instantly propelled directly into Colby’s naked eye.
The spoon shard ripped his cornea right down the middle, and it required the expertise of an ophthalmic surgeon to repair it and save his vision. (Breathe a deep sigh of relief along with Colby and his parents; he appears to be mending well.)
Meanwhile, Worthington High School varsity goalie Gage Langerud weathered a brutal hockey season, logging hundreds of saves as pucks were fired his way in game after game. He, however, remained injury-free through it all.
Until, that is, the season wrapped up and he was playing an innocent game of knee hockey at home with his 10-year-old brother, Alec. In an ironic twist, Alec’s stick slashed Gage near the eye, causing a deep, one-inch gash on his upper eyelid.
Worries about potential injuries to my youngest son, who has a greater predilection for contact sports (soccer, football and hockey) than either of his two older siblings, plague me at times. “What if he suffers a concussion or a broken bone?” I fret.
It’s undeniable: Such injuries can and do occur in hockey and football with more frequency than in, say, cross country.
But then again, one might trip on a mat and break an arm, or go for a run and be hit by a bus–truly.
Maybe I should be more accepting; injuries and accidents can and do happen. Perhaps we should all resign ourselves to their inevitable, yet always unexpected and unwelcome, arrivals.
That’s what 95-year-old Elliott Royce does. Royce, a Twin Cities resident, was profiled by writer Jeff Stickler in the Star Tribune’s March 3 edition. Royce literally practices “safe falling” techniques (using an air mattress) daily. It must be working for him, because his 96th birthday is only a few weeks away and he’s going strong.
As the nursery rhyme “London Bridge” warned us all from infancy, “We all fall down.”