Freaks of nature

Accidents will happen.

In fact, LOTS of accidents occur all the time. A recent New York Times article by Jeremy N. Smith cited the statistic that, in 2013, unintentional injuries (oh, so there are intentional injuries?) combined for the third highest global death toll–3.5 million–topped only by heart disease and stroke. To heck with Ebola!

Setting aside the extreme (death), one needn’t look far to find numerous examples of freak accidents that simply belong in the category of “believe it or not.”

For instance, one day in February Tammy Makram, manager of Worthington’s Memorial Auditorium Performing Arts Center, was watching high school gymnasts leap, whirl, balance and fling their bodies through the air on the standard gymnastics apparatuses. As they defied gravity, performed feats at which many of us marvel and avoided injury on a second-by-second basis, spectator Makram walked across the gym floor in her “sensible” shoes–and promptly tripped/flipped over the vault’s runway, breaking her left arm.

My husband often jokingly utters the phrase, “You could get run over by a bus.” But–and this was no laughing matter–the college-aged daughter of old friends was studying abroad in Spain last summer when she was struck by a bus. She spent weeks fighting for her life; her recovery thereafter has been miraculous. Folks, you really can get hit by a bus.

Local fitness instructor and coach Tina Nickel spent years of her youth involved in sports such as softball, volleyball and swimming with nary a pulled muscle (okay, maybe a couple?) to show for her high level of activity.

Just a few years ago, though, while teaching a step aerobics class, she “stepped” down  and severely injured her foot. Go figure.

Nickel’s hockey-playing nephew, Colby–an active seventh grader who absorbed and delivered his fair share of checks during the nearly five-month hockey season with little ill effect–suffered an injury recently that could appear in The Random House Dictionary defining the words “freak accident.”

While Colby was hanging out with buddies in the Worthington Arena’s lobby during an open skate session, a kid near him split a plastic spoon against a table–and the sharp, splintered end of one piece was instantly propelled directly into Colby’s naked eye.

The spoon shard ripped his cornea right down the middle, and it required the expertise of an ophthalmic surgeon to repair it and save his vision. (Breathe a deep sigh of relief along with Colby and his parents; he appears to be mending well.)

Meanwhile, Worthington High School varsity goalie Gage Langerud weathered a brutal hockey season, logging hundreds of saves as pucks were fired his way in game after game. He, however, remained injury-free through it all.

Until, that is, the season wrapped up and he was playing an innocent game of knee hockey at home with his 10-year-old brother, Alec. In an ironic twist, Alec’s stick slashed Gage near the eye, causing a deep, one-inch gash on his upper eyelid.

Worries about potential injuries to my youngest son, who has a greater predilection for contact sports (soccer, football and hockey) than either of his two older siblings, plague me at times. “What if he suffers a concussion or a broken bone?” I fret.

It’s undeniable: Such injuries can and do occur in hockey and football with more frequency than in, say, cross country.

But then again, one might trip on a mat and break an arm, or go for a run and be hit by a bus–truly.

Maybe I should be more accepting; injuries and accidents can and do happen. Perhaps we should all resign ourselves to their inevitable, yet always unexpected and unwelcome, arrivals.

That’s what 95-year-old Elliott Royce does. Royce, a Twin Cities resident, was profiled by writer Jeff Stickler in the Star Tribune’s March 3 edition. Royce literally practices “safe falling” techniques (using an air mattress) daily. It must be working for him, because his 96th birthday is only a few weeks away and he’s going strong.

As the nursery rhyme “London Bridge” warned us all from infancy, “We all fall down.”

And how.


February songs

Conditions could definitely be worse. As I write, it’s 16 degrees and sunny outside, with a wind chill of only 4–nearly identical at the moment to what Paducah, Ky., happens to be experiencing. For us, this is practically spring break weather; for Kentuckians, it probably feels semi-apocalyptic.

Everything is relative–and yet, it’s still February, which means we Minnesotans are bound to be in the doldrums of winter for at least a few more weeks. Despite the fleeting charms of Valentine’s Day, February often feels like a month that must be endured before we can resolutely turn our heads in the direction of spring.

There are of course various ways to brighten these chilly days, and certainly the state tournament berths recently earned by the Worthington High School (WHS) gymnastics and wrestling teams are serving to perk up many people. (A hearty congratulations to these deserving teams on their successful seasons!)

For the past nine years, involvement with the WHS musical has preoccupied me for at least the early days of this short though underwhelming month. But due to a scheduling adjustment for 2015, I’ll keep cruising straight through February all the way to March 1 on the S.S. American with “Anything Goes!” as a rehearsal and “show band” accompanist.

This ship has sailed into Worthington before, most recently about 10 years ago, but an entirely new crew of students has been enthusiastically preparing during the past several weeks to present their own take on this mid-20th century farce, which bubbles over with the music of composer/lyricist Cole Porter, a master of the double entendre.

As an adult whose work doesn’t normally put me in everyday contact with large groups of high-spirited teenagers, I usually find the musical rehearsals quite entertaining. (Note to middle- and high school teachers: most of the rehearsals only last two to three hours, not a full day. You can’t be paid enough!)

Watching an active, dedicated collection of 14- to 18-year-olds master musical numbers, dance routines, dialogue exchanges and character personalities–especially of “types” they’ve fortunately never been, like gangsters and night club floozies–is gratifying, and a guaranteed way to take one’s mind off the snow and cold that patiently abide right outside the door in the parking lot.

It’s always amusing when the kids waiting their turn to take the stage begin chattering among themselves, forgetting the hushes dispensed by director Jon Loy until their volume tops that of those who are currently delivering lines or songs. So why should he need to bark, “Louder!” when they’re in the midst of a chorus number or finally have a chance to utter a few choice lines? It’s paradoxical; chalk it up to nerves and self-consciousness.

Last year’s “Wizard of Oz” incorporated more than a dozen Munchkins from Prairie Elementary school, but this year’s production is exclusively comprised of WHS ninth- through 12th graders. About 45 students will appear on stage, and roughly another 25 have been working behind the scenes on set, props or lighting. Still others are involved as instrumentalists in the show band.

They’d all appreciate your support of their January/February fine arts activity, which has no possibility of landing them at a state meet or netting them an All-Conference ranking–but it has kept them creatively engaged and taught them numerous lessons about perseverance, vocal projection, teamwork, personal responsibility and stage presence throughout the coldest days of another Minnesota winter.

And a night at the theater might make February end more pleasantly for you, too.

Advance purchase of tickets (all are reserved seats) for the WHS production of “Anything Goes!” is strongly encouraged. Contact Memorial Auditorium Performing Arts Center at 507-376-9101, or visit the box office from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. weekdays. Performances are at 7:30 p.m. Feb. 26, 27 and 28, and at 2:30 p.m. March 1. ISD 518 activity passes may be used for the March 1 show only, but tickets must still be reserved using the passes.





An elegy for RyKrisp

RyKrisp, say it ain’t so.

Although my family lacks any Scandinavian heritage (a highly convenient reason for avoiding lutefisk), RyKrisp–a flat, earthy-tasting cracker with undeniable Scandinavian roots–has always had a place in the kitchens of my life.

So when I spotted an article in the Jan. 30 edition of the Star Tribune headlined “The end of RyKrisp,” I was shocked. Shocked!

“No more RyKrisp?” I queried. How would the world continue to turn?

Certainly I should have taken a hint from the fact that, only a couple of months earlier when I’d sought to satisfy my RyKrisp habit, I had great difficulty locating it at a local grocery store. Soon, though, I found it at another store–and imagine my delight when I discovered it was on sale for only 99 cents a carton! (Looking back, this was a bad omen; WHY was it marked so low, low, low?) I threw five boxes into my cart that day; now I’m wishing I’d added five more.

What could be the appeal of this brown, coarse, hole-punched cracker that freely advertises itself as containing “12 grams of whole grain and 3 grams of fiber per serving?”

My late in-laws were huge RyKrisp fans; their fondness for the rectangular flatbread might, in retrospect, have even been a bonding point early on in our relationship. My mother-in-law was never caught without at least a few boxes of RyKrisp in her pantry, to be sure.

Though he recalls thinking as a child that it tasted somewhat like cardboard, my husband grew to love RyKrisp as much as his parents did. He holds dear boyhood memories of RyKrisp like some people do of Christmas mornings.

“I can hear the wrapper crackling as mom opened another package,” he mused fondly. “It was like a health food before we knew what health food was–and my dad grazed on it after work while waiting for mom to finish making supper. RyKrisp was definitely a staple snack at our house.”

Paired with a glass of tomato juice, or a scoop of cottage cheese, RyKrisp was the perfect complement for a quick lunch or light afternoon snack. While my mother says she has eaten RyKrisp with ham salad, a smear of light margarine or a dab of peanut butter, I knew people who crafted entire diets around the image of RyKrisp (and Tab, but that’s another story).

And I strongly suspect my father may have topped his RyKrisp, at least occasionally, with braunschweiger, but I usually had to leave the house when he pulled out that potent sandwich spread–so I can’t be quite sure.

Some of my favorite ways to enjoy RyKrisp include with a slice of flavorful cheese, smothered in tuna salad, layered with smashed avocado or–my secret indulgence–buried under gobs of Mrs. Gerry’s chicken salad. Add some iced tea and cantaloupe slices and your menu is complete.

But back to the end of something that, in my opinion, shouldn’t be allowed to die. Star Tribune reporter Mike Hughlett related that ConAgra Foods “has decided to exit the RyKrisp and rye cracker business” and will close its southeast Minneapolis RyKrisp factory in March, resulting in not just the death of a brand but the layoff of 15 employees.

According to Hughlett, the workers had seen the handwriting on the wall, with the plant recently operating only about two weeks out of each month.

To crudely borrow from I Corinthians 15:54-56: “RyKrisp has been swallowed up in progress. Where, oh RyKrisp, is thy endurance? Where, oh, RyKrisp, is thy cracker oven? We’ll taste thy crunch no more, nor know the flavor of thy Nordic origins. No thanks to ConAgra, which is depriving us of an innocent, healthy, nostalgic food pleasure.”

Don’t worry; I’ll hit the store tonight, before the rest of the RyKrispers out there read this.

RyKrisp, rest in peace.


Time management

My epitaph will never read, “Here lies a woman who was always on time.”

Please, do not confuse tardiness with irresponsibility; however, punctuality does not happen to be one of my personal virtues. How many years must be lived before resigning ourselves to the truth that certain goals may simply never be attained?

I’ve begged friends to “trick” me into timely arrivals by fudging starting times; I’ve set the clocks on my vehicle’s dashboard and bedside table several minutes ahead; I’ve resolved to leave earlier, jotting down my necessary stops and estimated travel times in great detail; but no luck. Usually, I’m still the last one to appear at meetings, rehearsals, sporting events, lunches and appointments.

The question I cannot seem to answer: Where does the time go?

Generally speaking, time itself possesses elusive, mysterious qualities.

Why is it, for instance, that when a person is in the midst of an enjoyable experience–at a party, wedding or on a date, or simply spending downtime performing a hobby or pastime of one’s choice, or frolicking on the playground during lunchtime recess as an elementary student–time passes ever so quickly?

Conversely, when one is waiting for a long-anticipated event, or is in the middle of a math class (sorry, Mr. Koller) or a confrontational conversation with a colleague, time drags on (and on)?

A time when the clock never seems to move is at the fitness class I frequent.

As much as I admire the instructor and like the healthy, invigorated feeling I have once the class is over, I’m never quite sure how we actually get to the end–because, I SWEAR, there are moments during the session when the clock completely ceases its motion.

“Find a focal point on the opposite wall that doesn’t move, and concentrate,” the instructor orders as we attempt to maintain the tree pose.

Easy enough–all I have to do is stare at the clock and I’m guaranteed stasis. As muscles burn and limbs threaten to crumple, it seems like an eternity passes before we are released for a brief recovery. Is it an equipment malfunction? Or merely a wrinkle in time?

But on Sunday mornings, when we would love even a few extra minutes of relaxation to savor a second cup of strong coffee while reading the paper before hustling the family to church, it seems we’ve been plunged into a 1970s Saturday morning cartoon in which the clock’s hands spin at warp speed to illustrate fast-forward time.

What? It’s 8:12 a.m. already? What happened to 7:23 a.m.? Or 8:02 a.m.? And before I can properly register 8:12 a.m., it’s already 8:51 a.m.–and I’m doomed for another late arrival, done in before the day is properly underway.

These days, there are unquestionably more time wasters at everyone’s beck and call than ever before.

Netflix? iPads? Smartphones? Downton Abbey? Minecraft? XBox? Twitter? Facebook? Snapchat? Instagram? ESPN?

Pick your poison; whatever your time-sucker of choice, it’s primed and at the ready to help the innocent (and the guilty) while away their lives and distract their attention from pithier thoughts, weightier duties, personal interactions.

Although most of us no longer need to devote hours daily to time-consuming, labor-intensive tasks like churning butter, baking bread or twisting hay to warm our houses, we’ve traded those jobs for the “modern conveniences” of commuting in space-age vehicles (only to slow to a crawl in big-city traffic jams), creating Shutterfly books, browsing in village-sized malls or perusing the Internet for hours on end to “save time” buying gifts or necessities online.

There are no solutions to be suggested here, merely reassurance that humans have always wrestled with determining the best ways to spend our minutes and fill our lives.

 Evidence? Ecclesiastes 3:1, which reminds, “To everything there is a season, and a time for every purpose under heaven.”
Or, more recently ( well, 1915), when the poet T.S. Eliot mused in The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, “There will be time, there will be time; to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet; There will be time to…create, and time for all the works and days of hands…time for you and time for me…”
We can only hope. Now I’m out of time.


Travel jottings

A key advantage of traveling is returning home with a renewed appreciation for one’s normal surroundings and day-to-day existence. You know, the comforts of home and all that.

Just after Christmas, my family experienced a first: we journeyed to Florida, where our daughter was spending the week with the Worthington High School marching band. The rest of us alternately relaxed and supported the band in its appearances connected with the National Outback Bowl Festival.

It took some getting used to for this group of pale, sweater-clad, snow hardy Minnesotans to grow accustomed to wearing shorts and sandals in late December, but after a couple days, we were getting the hang of it.

Florida culture, however, was a slightly different story.

Even the sight of sparkly red and green holiday decorations tucked among blooming azaleas, palmettos and hawthorn shrubs was jarring and comical to me; Santa and his reindeer simply “pop” more when set against white, gray or dull brown backdrops.

Then, the gap between the haves and the have-nots was far wider and more starkly evident than it tends to be in Minnesota–at least in small towns such as ours, where we live side-by-side with people of multiple ethnic and socio-economic backgrounds on a daily basis.

Florida’s zoning laws leave something to be desired, as well, with fast-food restaurants, tax preparers’ offices and massage therapy practices abutting homes with no clear rhyme or reason.

Did I mention MASSAGE? Judging by the number of such businesses we saw in the Tampa/St. Petersburg area, local residents must be lining up for no fewer than two massages per capita each week.

But many of these businesses seemed to be the kind of places one might find along dark alleys or unkempt streets in the North Star State, not on major thoroughfares. For instance, almost daily we passed “Jennie’s Gentle Touch.” Now, “Jennie” might well be on the up-and-up, but something about her haphazardly shuttered windows made me wonder.

And yet, massage had nothing on tattoo shops. There were tattoo/piercing storefronts on every block, and, in observing many Floridians, a majority was taking full advantage of the suggestion and opportunity.

It was Ybor City, however–Tampa’s Latin Quarter, founded in the 1880s by cigar manufacturers–that made the most indelible impression.

The site of the Outback Bowl’s New Year’s Eve parade, Ybor City’s historic Seventh Avenue is generously peppered with cigar shops, tattoo/piercing parlors, bars, nightclubs, funky cafes and other establishments that gave staid Minnesotans pause–“Liquid,” for instance, a corner strip joint for men that promised totally nude dancing and, if the photos and posters liberally displayed on its walls and (open) windows are an indication, it delivered.

Though we witnessed no flashings, Ybor City’s New Year’s Eve was somewhat reminiscent of New Orleans during Mardi Gras, with beads being thrown to spectators and parties taking place on balconies above street level while loud guffaws and boozy odors wafted from gaping bar doors.

Still, the marching Trojans maintained their focus with admirable discipline, doing their best to stay in step and perform as trained even while parade goers leaned over street barricades mere inches from their faces and the general hullaballoo around them rivaled anything they had previously experienced along a parade route.

In the immediate vicinity of Raymond James Stadium, home of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the site of the Outback Bowl itself, numerous adult shops and “gentlemen’s clubs” beckoned to passersby–The Doll House and Bare Assets were two names that stuck out.

Maybe we’ve been too long in the rural backwaters and too infrequently in big cities of late, but these experiences brought to mind a school field trip to Rochester, Minn., when I was about 10. Stepping out of the bus directly across from the signature Mayo Building, I looked up–and up, and up–craning to see the top of what was then probably the tallest structure I’d ever personally viewed.

My balance was upset and I toppled, inelegantly and embarrassingly, into the low hedge next to the sidewalk, requiring a friend’s hand to right myself.

Travel can do that:  jar our senses, stir imaginations and open eyes to other possibilities.

It might also help us endure another three (or so) months of chill air and snow-rutted driveways.


Slices of life

It all started with a(nother) student fundraiser: Buy pies, earn money for prom activities. Okay, my daughter’s involved, I’ll bite.

So although I normally prefer to make my own baked goods–especially sweet ones–I ordered not one but THREE pies from a restaurant’s bakery. At the family’s behest, this meant French silk, wild berry and coconut cream. What’s not to like?

But the date we’d chosen for pickup happened to fall in the midst of a busy weekend, bustling with hockey games, an out-of-town swim meet, rehearsals and church obligations. Because I was on the road to the swim meet with the fundraising child, I delegated the pie pickup process to Mr. Hubby. He was willing, although admittedly this is not the type of task he executes on a frequent basis.

The look of surprise on his face when I arrived home mid-evening wasn’t something I was anticipating.

“Pies? Oh, the pies,” he replied to my pastry inquiry.

He headed to the garage, returning with a bag in which a restaurant employee had stacked the pie boxes, one atop another.

“They were in the trunk,” he volunteered.

Some people–specifically my husband–would justifiably call me an irritating control freak about certain things, like parking…and where delicate pastries might be positioned in vehicles for the best chance of intact arrival at intended destinations.

Therefore, when the first pie was removed from the bag, I wasn’t shocked to see….whipped cream smeared over the plastic window at the top, and broken pieces of crust scattered across the pie’s once pristine topping.

Shocked, no; displeased, yes.

Each pie looked as though it had survived a hurricane, with one crust tilting precariously out of the pan, another crust completely broken off its entire circumference, the third mangled beyond wild berry recognition.

Suffice to say my sharp, critical tongue leaped ahead of any empathetic thoughts. I should have considered that my spouse had navigated a full day of errands, lunch prep for two hungry boys, household chores and catch-up work for his job while I had merely ridden a bus two hours to a swim meet and cheered in between chatting with other parents and swimmers.

How was he to know that loosely stacking three pies in a sack and setting them in a vehicle’s trunk while driving hither and yon would result in a pie tsunami?

(Don’t answer that.)

Using rubber scrapers, pie servers and forks, I did my best to reassemble the sorry confections and make them presentable enough to serve, at least to family members.

Over coffee and dessert, we laughed a little, I apologized a lot for my earlier harsh critique, and we considered the morals of this bittersweet tale.

Whether French silk, coconut cream or wild berry, each slice tasted just as delectable as it would have had the pies remained picture perfect and intact.

Consider: Appearance doesn’t affect what’s inside of us, if the right ingredients are used. We might look a bit different on the outside, but our “flavor” remains essentially the same. Brokenness happens, and even though we might be all-too-conscious of our own imperfections, others who take small “tastes” of us and our personalities can barely (if at all ) detect those flaws we think must be so evident.

Sometimes it’s easier to share a pie (or share with a person) that’s already been broken, because we aren’t as reluctant to cut into it and risk disturbing its perfection. Good intentions may be more important than ideal outcomes, and showing appreciation to others when they’ve tried to be of assistance is a  kinder, more gracious response than expressing thoughtless criticism of a perceived shortcoming.

Oh–and maybe, when you eat “broken” pie, unwanted calories escape through the cracks.

From now on we just might shake up, topple or overturn all our pies. Because really, who needs a perfect pie?



The long road to Bethlehem

Miracles do occur.

To this I can personally attest, because another one happened last weekend when my talented partner Jeanette and I weathered another in an increasingly long list of Sunday School Christmas programs. We were aided by a most helpful crew of assistants, tech people and Sunday School teachers–we thank you most sincerely.

You’ve got to hand it to the 26 three- to 10-year-olds who pulled it off; they were ultimately adorable, engaging, expressive, enthusiastic and spiritually inspiring as they innocently shared the Christmas message via music, words and actions.

The congregation appreciated their efforts, as did we. Was it the softly sung “Away in a Manger” or the belted out “Let Them In” (to the tune of that 2014 favorite, “Let it Go”) that was more charming?

Hard to say, but the overall effect resulted in a sanctuary that resounded with applause at the program’s conclusion.

So, you ask: Where’s the miracle?

That would be surviving this annual journey to Bethlehem. The moving target of students, with attendance varying due to illness, sports, family vacations, Thanksgiving and more, is always a challenge to navigate, as we try to keep track of who was present when we introduced a new song, or passed out speaking parts, or outfitted costumes.

Then there’s the fact that Jeanette and I more closely resemble Laurel & Hardy than Balthazar, Melchior and Casper.

One Sunday in late November was a doozy. The children’s choir was singing a number for the church service, but we were frantically preparing packets of lyrics for rehearsal purposes and going over Christmas program songs on top of the needs for the day at hand.

The first casualty: a stapled finger, as the packets were speedily assembled. Pulling out the staple was a quick remedy; I mean, Jeanette barely noticed. (She’s from North Dakota, after all.)

Next up: as Jeanette dashed to the office to make a few extra copies, a door unexpectedly closed behind her–and, unbeknownst to me, she became locked in a vestibule between the office and the pastor’s study, with a door to the parking lot at her back.

What choice did she have when no one responded to her desperate knocks but to exit the church and reenter (in frigid weather) through another door? I was surprised to see her walking in, and cluelessly asked her where she had gone.

As we continued collating, playing a game of beat-the-clock before church began, blood suddenly began dripping on a paper. What’s this? A bloody nose! Good thing neither of us is squeamish. The missing car keys at the end of the morning capped it all off.

During one Saturday morning practice session, Jeanette was in the midst of directing the 20-some kids in attendance when her cell phone rang. I kept playing the piano, monitoring her conversation with one ear cocked as the youth continued warbling, “Angels, We Have Heard on High.”

“You did WHAT??” I heard, seeing Jeanette’s eyes open wide in horror. “WHERE?”

Nothing like learning your child has just projectile-vomited in a friend’s vehicle while hitching a ride to a sporting event. But the show went on.

The Sunday before the program, things seemed to be coming together. Arriving almost on time (a miracle in itself for typically tardy me), I tossed my cell phone and coat on a front pew before settling into place at the keyboard.

But later, after church, I couldn’t locate my cell phone. A desperate search ensued, with me carefully rethinking my earlier movements and retracing my steps. No luck.

Hours later, I was leaving home with my daughter, ready to head to the church to hunt for it again, when I asked her to try calling my phone just in case I’d accidentally dropped it in the car and we’d hear it ring.

“Hello?” Someone had answered it! But who?

Jeanette’s son, who heard something in his mother’s bag and checked it out, thinking it was her phone (which happens to be identical to mine–oops). Turned out she had TWO phones–and one of them was mine. Mystery solved.

We won’t soon be mistaken for the Wise Men/women, but I strongly suspect God isn’t finished with us yet.

Joy to the world!

A (shameless) holiday greeting

May all the holiday letters you receive this season be sincere, fact-based, humble and modestly informative…unlike the following fabrication (which nevertheless follows a format we’ve personally witnessed more than once):

December 2014

Dear friends and family,

What a year it’s been! As usual, the past 12 months have flown by faster than Santa’s sleigh circles the globe on Christmas Eve. We’ve held on for the ride, often by the skin of our teeth, but somehow the reins are still in our hands so we’ll have to count it a success.

Along with all our neighbors here in the upper Midwest, we shivered through a frigid winter (minus the three fabulous weeks we spent in Hawaii during February) before being rewarded with….a relatively short and tepid summer.

But the so-so summer wasn’t much of a problem for us, because we took what has to be the most ideal family vacation during those summer months–sailing in Patagonia–and each of us took a turn as “skipper.” Our handlers said we all were naturals who seemed like we’d been sailing for years!

During the school year, the kids were stellar students, as usual. (And why would you have expected that to be different from any other year?)

Junior traveled to Stockholm in April after learning he was receiving the Young Adult Nobel for his research pertaining to the gene that causes autism. He also played rugby at his Ivy League college, managing a straight-A average even as he volunteered 20 hours weekly with inner-city youth at an underperforming school.

Susie was elected “Most Likely To Succeed” and “Best Smile” in her senior class! We weren’t surprised, because her ACT score ensures she will be at the top of her game wherever she chooses to attend college–and boy, do those acceptance letters keep rolling in! The photographer who took her senior pictures said he’d never seen a more photogenic girl; we just don’t know which of the 150 poses to select because she looks simply fantastic in every shot.

Spike, our youngest at 13, is considering a summer 2015 stay in Japan, as he has nearly mastered Japanese through his independent Rosetta Stone language study. Already, two Japanese grammar schools have expressed interest in having him tutor students in English for eight weeks, as he has excellent skills in working with 5- to 7-year-olds. As captain of his football team this fall–and quarterback, naturally–he was lifted to his teammates’ shoulders after clinching the district title. We couldn’t be prouder of our baby!

Malcolm was rewarded for his outstanding effort at work with another promotion, and we are celebrating by building a four-room addition onto our house and importing a purebred English bulldog–we think that breed will go well with Malcolm’s new man cave.

Together, we trimmed down and toned up; everyone says we’ve never looked better. Not a day passes that someone doesn’t guess I’m 10 years younger than I am! I think Susie comes by her good looks honestly.

I’m nearly finished with my Ph.D. in educational psychology–what fun it’s been to write my dissertation! At the same time, the elaborate gingerbread house I made (from scratch!) won first prize in the regional craft fair, with every bit of it edible and delectable.
For Christmas Eve, I’m planning an intimate dinner for 16, with a menu suggested by my friend Nigella Lawson’s “Nigella Christmas:” wasabi crab cakes and cranberry/soy-glazed cocktail sausages, followed by chestnut soup and char-grilled peppers with pomegranate, turkey with allspice gravy, maple-roasted parsnips and golden fruitcake.

Finally, would you believe that the lottery ticket Malcolm bought on a lark was a big winner? We haven’t even decided yet what to do with the $50,000 he won, but I’m sure we’ll find a way to put it to good use soon. Maybe he’ll add a little something extra to the always-generous check written out annually to his alma mater!

There are so many more wonderful things from this past year that we’d love to share with you, but it’s time for Susie and me to drop off a donation at the food pantry before we head to the mall; it’s so important, especially at this time of year, to put other’s needs before one’s own.

In the spirit of the season,

Suze and family

Good starts

Days of Play-Doh, Matchbox cars, board books and Barbie dolls have been left in the dust at our house.

Lately, my kids are more absorbed with navigating iPads, writing English essays, working advanced algebra problems, planning social get-togethers, playing musical instruments or showering (lather, rinse, repeat) following athletic practices.

But not so long ago simpler activities filled their waking hours, and the labor-intensive years of infancy and toddlerhood are fresh in my mind, even as my recently licensed daughter (surprisingly!?) freely critiques my winter driving skills.

Interviewing Tara Thompson, coordinator of District 518’s Early Childhood Family Education (ECFE) and School Readiness programs, for an article last week provided a rush of memories from my kids’ younger years. Then, participation in ECFE classes brought a welcome change of pace, for parent and child alike.

As recent transplants to Worthington with a six-month-old son, we found ECFE an ideal place to connect with other new moms and dads while our baby benefited from similarly aged playmates and explored a wealth of colorful toys.

As he and our local circle of friends grew, ECFE classes remained in our weekly routine. Hearing from experienced parent educators that a child’s stages and habits were within the realm of “normal” was reassuring, and realizing other parents didn’t exactly have “it” all figured out made less-than-perfect parenting moments easier to accept.

Whether celebrating a birthday, coping with the emotional fallout from a miscarriage, or seeking remedies for separation anxiety or sibling jealousy, having a sympathetic group of parents with whom one could talk–aided by a parent educator’s advice and input–made a positive difference.

And the little ones? I can still see their delighted faces as we entered the ECFE classroom. Their happy anticipation of playing with friends or exploring paints, hats, books and blocks was quickly converted into pursuing those important childhood tasks. I think my kids’ favorite part was grabbing my hand as they ventured into that wonderland of child’s play, knowing for a full half hour a parent was at their disposal, ready to follow them into whatever activity seemed most appealing.

When talking with Thompson about ECFE’s 40th anniversary, she affirmed the program was established with the intent of bringing children (ages 0 to 5) and parents together in just that way. The first third of a 90-minute ECFE session is devoted to parent/child interaction, in an environment filled with developmentally appropriate toys and activities for the children involved–and in a classroom where parents are free of distractions like jobs, household chores or their other children.

After a circle time for all, parents retreat to a separate space to discuss parenting issues with a licensed parent educator, while the kids stay and play under the supervision of a licensed early childhood educator.

I asked Thompson how it’s going for parents of 0- to five-year-olds these days, with the proliferation of cell phones, iPads, iPods and other portable electronic devices that were not in frequent use during my kids’ toddler and preschool years. She acknowledged new challenges have arisen; these days, a parent might be more inclined to scroll through a smartphone while pushing a two-year-old in a shopping cart than to talk to the child about the colors, grocery items and people they encounter.

“Conversing with your child and labeling things you see and do is of huge importance,” confirmed Thompson. She described “wake-up” calls some ECFE parents have shared: one mom discovered her young son assumed every trip in the van meant watching a certain video; another parent’s toddler could manipulate her cell phone as expertly (if not more so) than she could.

Thompson worries that, with the prevalence of the Internet and social media, more parents now think ECFE isn’t necessary for them, that they can get all the information and support they need online.

But, just as with kids, face time is critical for parents–and even Thompson, who holds degrees in early childhood development, said she benefited from attending ECFE classes with her daughters when they were little.

“It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men,” wrote the great U.S. social reformer Frederick Douglass. That’s exactly the theory behind ECFE, and other 0 to 5 educational initiatives.

And really, what’s more important than giving kids a good start in life?



What this woman wants (hint: NOT a free turkey)

Like it or not, the calendar page has flipped from October to November, and in three short weeks most Americans will celebrate Thanksgiving–or, as it’s known in Worthington, the “other turkey day.”

Nightfall is arriving more quickly, chillier air is prevalent and drivers navigating rural roads are probably noticing more deer along their routes.

“Watch out for deer!” is a common cry–but who knew there were hidden benefits to not only seeing one but also hitting one?

Recently, Daily Globe sports reporter Zach Hacker wrote about his unfortunate entanglement with a daring deer along I-90 while returning from an assignment around 9 p.m. one evening. But when I informed him of an opportunity that could arise from that encounter, he wasn’t sure it was worth the trade.

“Hit a deer? Get a turkey!” cajoles an ad that’s been frequently seen in the Daily Globe’s pages of late. An enterprising auto body shop in Fulda is making that enticing offer, which the aforementioned Zach would have preferred the option of declining.

What is that? Should we be AIMING for deer along the highways in order to obtain a free turkey for our Thanksgiving meals? Would the small savings thus realized on a family’s food bill be a reasonable off-set for the costs incurred in auto repair and insurance costs resulting from a deer/vehicle accident?

And is offering a free turkey for a car/deer confrontation even a smart marketing plan in these parts?

Not according to the June 2014 report on deer-related crashes, enumerated by county, from the Minnesota Department of Public Safety’s Office of Traffic Safety.

While certain counties had astoundingly high numbers of deer/vehicle crashes in 2013 (consider: Washington, 93; Carver, 102; Stearns, 89; Anoka, 84; Dakota, 140; Hennepin, 149; and Sherburne, a whopping 178), the counties in our region had surprisingly few (Nobles, 11; Cottonwood, 3; Jackson, 5; Rock, 5; and Murray, home of the turkey-for-a-deer-hit body shop–1).

That makes the “Hit a deer? Get a turkey!” promotion an incredibly safe, low-cost gimmick for the body shop in question–I mean, even if they landed the vehicle repair contract for every deer-struck auto, they’d be giving away 25 turkeys, max, in a five-county area (based on those 2013 statistics). This is not exactly the best recipe for drumming up dozens of new customers.

Perhaps this region has more accurate deer hunters, better drivers, fewer (or faster) deer or simply more motorists reluctant to report their deer deeds than other parts of the state.

Support for that latter theory comes from the Minnesota Department of Transportation’s online booklet, Traffic Safety Fundamentals, which is careful to point out the following: “Deer hits are underreported because they rarely result in injury to vehicle occupants. Conservative estimates are that 24 percent of rural crashes involve hitting a deer.”

Other turkey-related ad campaigns exist in this season; during a nightly news broadcast from a Sioux Falls, S.D., TV station, a Hy-Vee commercial caught my attention.

“Buy a turkey, get a free ham!” the ad proclaims.

Maybe some people love both turkey AND ham, but if one is setting out to purchase a turkey, does it necessarily follow that one also needs, wants or even likes ham? If I want to buy a turkey, I’ll buy a turkey; must I also procure a ham?

The words of Dr. Seuss’ famous book pop to mind: “I do not like green eggs and ham; I do not like them, Sam I am.”

Well, it happens that I’m not a huge ham fan, but it’s more the advisability of these marketing ploys with which I take issue: I don’t WANT to have to hit a deer in order to “win” a free turkey, and I don’t really WANT a free ham if I’m in the market, literally, for a turkey.

For the frenzied November Thanksgiving hostess or intrepid road warrior, offers like these sound more appealing:  “Stop in and spin the wheel at our body shop for a chance to win a free auto detailing,” or “Enter our drawing for a complimentary Thanksgiving feast (turkey to pie) prepared at your home by a professional chef, complete with servers and a clean-up crew.”

Now you’re talking turkey.